Kitty, Kitty yes I do
You are my favorite cat
Mostly because you are really fat
It’s not my fault you see
You’re food is just really tasty
Kitty, Kitty, I love you
Kitty, Kitty yes I do
You lick your butt all day
I let you kiss me anyway
Sleeping is your favorite thing
You get so annoyed when I sing
Kitty, Kitty, I love you
Kitty, Kitty yes I do
You are bad when you poop on the floor
I hate when I step in it as soon as I get in the door
I got a book on how to toilet train you
You won’t do it, so I guess were through
Kitty, Kitty, I love you
Kitty, Kitty yes I do
You better learn to be good
Or I’ll drop you off in the hood
Just kidding I’d never do that
But I would make you wear a hat
Kitty, Kitty, I love you
Kitty, Kitty yes I do
I really do have a book on how to toilet train my cat. It's called How to Toilet Train Your Cat: 21 Days to a litter-free home by Paul Kunkel. It was a gift from a friend and it's pretty hilarious. You should check it out sometime.
I also own three different hats for my cat and I attempt to make her wear them on "special occasions" like Christmas and Birthday's.
Day 290: Write a short love song about a pet (yours or someone else's)
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